^Sorry. We needed readers. That little jab was meant to add the NSA to our subscription list.^
We're like those rock bands that announce their farewell tours and then keep coming back (we're looking at you, KISS). Actually, we're more like Guns N' Roses: two guys you actually want to hear about, and support from people you've never heard of. The first line was just a segway into dissing KISS for snubbing fans at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And where was Vinnie?
ANYHOW, in the process of reading through past articles, it seems as though one of our rants included a couple of lines of appreciation for LBJ. Not sure how that made it through our filters, but LBJ actually condoned the use of the "N word." We do not. And based on this fact, LBJ shouldn't have been President of the United States. He would have been a perfect President of the Los Angeles Clippers.
Here at the Barbed Wire, we seem to have accomplished nothing over the past two years, other than express love for the Republic of Texas, anger a bunch of Longhorn fans and Baylor fans, and drive any liberal-leaning or Ron Paul-worshipping mindsets away from our audience... IT'S PERFECT!!We'll try to keep it more meaningful from here on out. Perhaps this will be a blog about life in Texas, ranking the big 10 cities from 1-10 in how much one can tolerate a weekend in any city. Perhaps this will be a blog about College Station, complaining about traffic and ranking all of the hole-in-the-wall restaurants we've got before getting sucked up by Houston's expansion.
And if you don't like the Barbed Wire, then don't read it.
"You may all go to Hell. I'll go to Texas!" -Davy the Bad@$$
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