There are many "tastes of freedom" in America. Apple Pie, Steak, Hotdogs, Popcorn, Turkey on Thanksgiving...all tastes of freedom. One of those is...was...Hostess snack cakes.
Today The Barbed Wire drove through "Twilight" inspired (talk about the degradation of America) traffic jam to purchase his last orange cream filled cup cake and some Twinkies (which are really quite disgusting, but they will...would have...provided sustenance to the survivors of the Zombie/Nuclear Apocalypse). The Barbed Wire's children will never taste freedom...because due to an eroding market for sugary snacks, and one union trying to out-union the Teamsters (really?! Jimmy Hoffa...they offed Hoffa and your going to try and "be more hard-core" than they are? Tell me how the taste the dirt tastes under the 50 yard line of Soldier field) their children will not enjoy this taste even in moderation.
Truly, America mourns today. People across America rushed out to strip their local stores and EZ Marts of HoHo's, Twinkies, Cupcakes, and other Hostess products. Not because we are obsessed with fat and sugar, but because every once in a while we want a good cakey cream-filled snack.
The Barbed Wire wonders is this is the taste of Communism.
Well, good news is that at least one person is happy!
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