NEW ENDORSEMENT

If you were voting for Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, or anyone else with half a cell of conservatism in their brains, we offer an up-to-date endorsement for the 2012 GOP Primary.  We have chosen a TEXAN.

RON PAUL 2012

The process
(1) Vote Conservative
(2) When that fails, vote for anyone but Romney
(3) When that fails, vote for anyone but Obama
(4) When that fails, vote for secession
(5) When that fa...  well, actually, we're pretty good at that one.