2012 RACE FOR THE CURE

While enjoying some spicy chicken strips (without yogurt), Fox News (the only news that mentions fat people), reported that doctors and scientists are finally making breakthroughs in finding the cure for cellulite.  This is a beacon of light on our society, especially with cellulite being the front runner of diseases to be cured (barely leading the race ahead of cancer, diabetes, alzheimer's, etc.)

But these modern-day Einsteins are forgetting to mention the best way to shed (or prevent) some of that cellulite without paying thousands of dollars for laser removal: THE 2012 RACE FOR THE CURE FOR CELLULITE!



To Enter:

(1) Go outside
(2) Run until you reach the finish line
(3) Lose fat cells

NOTE: If you begin this race in Russia or Malaysia and plan to finish in the U.S., this becomes a triathlon, and you will be in much better shape than any other participant in the end.

READY!  SET!  GO!